Glauber, Johann Rudolf (1604-1668), a German chemist. Glauber was the first to describe clearly the preparation of hydrochloric acid. He discovered sodium sulfate, which is commonly known today as Glauber's salt. Glauber found it had laxative properties and attributed to it remarkable healing powers. Glauber's salt is still sometimes used as a mild laxative, and also has industrial uses, chiefly in the manufacture of glass.
He built President Eisenhower an indoor golf-training machine, analyzed the Zapruder film and searched for an Egyptian pyramid's treasure chamber using cosmic rays. Aren't you dying to meet this wide-ranging scientist?
The man who had some theories about relativity was also an eccentric who gleefully eschewed socks, dodged German military service and spurned social conventions.