Rain of Terror

Artillery and air units will also employ hydro-ordnance. Larger versions of the DewDrop, and the accompanying CPS to deliver them, will make their way onto aircraft and artillery pieces in the years to come.

Tests have already begun with the 300-gallon Dennis round. This round is an artillery sack that can deliver a whopping splash nearly 350 feet (106.7 meters) in diameter. Primarily designed to be fired from mortars and field cannons, this round will be used for anti-armor and anti-personnel purposes.

The spherical "Dennis" Round will replace the traditional shell in field artillery.

Larger variations on the Dennis round are being developed to be used on naval battleships and fast-attack frigates.

The Navy deploys a 10,000-gallon anti-submarine Bends Bomb.

From the air, bombardiers will be hoisting the largest piece of hydro-ordnance created yet. The 35,000-gallon Poseidon Bomb is capable of leveling a square area the equivalent of 15 city blocks.

A B-2 Stealth Bomber drops the new 35,000-gallon Poseidon Bomb.

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